LET'S SPOON

Text 14 Mar

i have 3 pounds of guacamole. it cost me 5 dollars.

i love you, grubhub.

i love you, st patrick’s day weekend.

Video 10 Mar

whatsortofpeoplearewe:

First same-sex marriage in DC happened today!

Hooray!

via What sort of people are we?.

Link 10 Mar http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/03/suspicious-suitcase-causes-cta-stoppage.html»

I get that if this had been real and train service had kept going, it would totally be all wtf this is a total tragedy omg. But I am inconvenienced and SERIOUSLY. CAN’T YOU JUST TIP THAT SHIT OVER AND FIGURE OUT IT’S EMPTY? WHAT PART OF THAT TAKES TWO HOURS. AND WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SHUT OFF THE TRACKS FOR TWO MILES?????? UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH rage.

Text 2 Mar Follow-up

To this. My house smells like metal + hamburger helper. And I think I have to throw my microwave away.

Adulthood!!!1!one!

(Learn from my mistakes.)

Photo 2 Mar

I am so excited for this movie, you guys.

John Cusak is real high on the list of People I Would Punch In the Face If I Ever Saw Them On the Street, but I am putting that aside and saving my pennies for a ticket to see what promises to be the greatest gift Hollywood has given mankind since Snakes on a Plane.

Link 2 Mar I think this is the first good thing I've heard in the news in months»

Text 2 Mar Here’s an idea.

Stop trying to make “sunnies” happen.

Photo 27 Feb

Fact: There is nothing not awesome about this movie.

Photo 25 Feb 1,039 notes

(via andrewvache)

via I cannot even, y'all..

Video 24 Feb

Peaches tops my list of People Who I Will Not Judge For Having A Mullet. She also tops my list of Favorite People Ever, for similar reasons.